Juz my crapping...like wat the title of this blog says...its the SENSE out of Nonsense!! If you are one that cannot stand lame-ness and dot-dot-dotz then you better leave now...SHOO!! Or else you'll regret it...its so crappy you wanna dig your eyeballs out to apologize to them
I'm bored now, so i'll juz tok some real CRAP!!...
Sometimes i wish i could be like Mary Poppins...u noe whus that?...its that nanny that can fly and do magical stuffs...she's cool^^!! haizz=.=...but yah...GROW UP u say?...haiyoh...i realise as people get older...they tend to be more practical and more DOWN-TO-EARTH...coz thats reality and thats LIFE...(the sucky part of it that is...=X)
Then its like that tinge of imagination that u used to create juz slowly disappears from ur mind...NO MORE!! But if u go to some kid...(of course one that has watched Mary Poppins before) she would have probably went " ME TOO!!=)" or something....or maybe its ALL IN MY IMAGINATION....
But oh well...Life still goes on...the world's still spinning...the clock's still ticking...so I guess we can't waste much brain cells thinkin up things that could never be real...awwww...=(...but its really fun sometimes...
Have you had an imaginary frend before??...I haven't=.=...I tried to force myself to create one when i was young...HAHAH!!!...but it didn't work...i juz couldn't remember how IT looked like everytime when I try to recall...(the only thing i could remember was that it had bunny ears^^) ...plus i decided talking to myself was dumb...sounds schizo or somethin...there wouldn't be a reply anywayz....(even if u imagine a reply up...it defeats the whole purpose of asking the question...) HAHAHAH!!
Thinking back...its kinda funny...ok...i shall just end here...its realli crappy talking about imaginations...but thats where creativity comes from anywayz right??=)
Monday, February 20, 2006 5:13 PM
Computer on strike!!
Laying hands on the computer, I mumbled a silent prayer... With shivering hands, I pushed the power button of the computer to switch it on... AND THEN!!... The monitor begins to have a RESPONSE!!FINALLY!! After so many futile attempts...!! My computer can finally work!! And juz before i could do anything=.=...a THREAT comes on saying the com will shut down in one minute...(and counting down from then)....WADDA!!!
GRRR....!!! *tears shirt, turns into a hulk and throws the computer to the wall* AHHHHH!!!!!!
Horrible-.-...its been like that for MONTHS!!...(I'm using my friend's com now) You know, sometimes you get your com crashing down on you coz u've juz got too much information in it??... well...I've got TOO MUCH VIRUSES in mine=.=
Well...at least some guy's coming down to fix it...soon...0.o...i hope...
My com's really going on strike and boycotting me...it simply refuses to work=.=...(do u noe how many times i have to restart the com becoz it can't RESTART??...i also duno how mani times=.=)
I bet it hates me...must've been the time i dripped ice cream on its keyboard...or the time i was so impatient in getting my cd back i kept pressing the EJECT button (and i realli mean KEPT PRESSING)hoping it'll vomit it out soon...or maybe it was the time i whacked the keyboard coz i thought it made a good percussion instrument=P...whoops!!=X HAHAHAHA!!
fine=.=...the truth reveals...my com hates me...(i hate it too)..
Oh well^^ I've thought of yet another invention by the way...hmm0.o...maybe its already in the market...0.o....anywayz^^ i was wondering whether u could have like an ulcer cream- toothpaste hybrid...COZ MY ULCER'S KILLIN ME!!...haizz=.=....and its so hard to brush my teeth when I've got that HOLE on my gum...ARGH!! oh well^^ at least its not on my tongue...why??..hmm..0.o...*scratches chin* i duno why...i juz dun like it on my tongue...coz i'll get all distracted wif it...i'll try to scratch it wif my teeth...and then it'll hurt=.=...retarded right?? hahah!!
Monday, February 06, 2006 8:23 PM
The Attack of the Blood-Suckers!!
(please use your imagination!! I can't lend you mine...)
*smoke fills the eerie room* *The ceiling light starts to flicker* *...and flicker...* *...and flicker somemore..0.0...and flicker flicker flicker flicker!!!* And then....and then... *you see a shadow behind you...*
* OH!! AN UGLY SHADOW IT IS!!* ........................its coming closer........................ and then.......
PIACK!!!
"Sh*t!! I missed the mosquito!!" =.=
Ok...maybe i'm a crappy story-teller.. But you know what?? Lately lots of mosquitoes are AFTER me!! Must be all the chinese new year goodies that have turned my blood sweet or something... 0.o
And speaking of mosquitoes and their BITES!! I've came up with YET ANOTHER invention that nothing-to-do inventors can try out!! *.* (say: "ooooo...ahhhh...")
Did u read the previous entry?? the one about bananas?? there was one part which said that rubbing the banana skin on mosquito bites would reduce the swelling and irritation or something like that?? YES!! EUREKA!!
They should invent some plaster containing banana skin extract or something...!! I'm sure to buy them!! Smells like banana and useful for those horrible blood-suckers....
*.* I can actually imagine the captions on the advertisement for it now...
(sweeps hand across sky) "Banana Plaster!! Its organic, it works...and it SMELLS like BANANA!!" *smiles with shiny teeth*
WAHAHAHA wah i crack myself up!! ok those whu cannot take the crap ar...I WARN you never enter this blog again!! You'll die of like banging your head against the keyboard or something due to some mental malfunctions...its a side-effect for people who are allergic to lame-ness. (strokes beard)
*shrugs shoulders*...*looks around*....*whispers*....and banana plasters can't save you this time...
(I should stop here...!!=.=...i'm realli too nonsense-high today)
