Juz my crapping...like wat the title of this blog says...its the SENSE out of Nonsense!! If you are one that cannot stand lame-ness and dot-dot-dotz then you better leave now...SHOO!! Or else you'll regret it...its so crappy you wanna dig your eyeballs out to apologize to them
(please use your imagination!! I can't lend you mine...)
*smoke fills the eerie room* *The ceiling light starts to flicker* *...and flicker...* *...and flicker somemore..0.0...and flicker flicker flicker flicker!!!* And then....and then... *you see a shadow behind you...*
* OH!! AN UGLY SHADOW IT IS!!* ........................its coming closer........................ and then.......
PIACK!!!
"Sh*t!! I missed the mosquito!!" =.=
Ok...maybe i'm a crappy story-teller.. But you know what?? Lately lots of mosquitoes are AFTER me!! Must be all the chinese new year goodies that have turned my blood sweet or something... 0.o
And speaking of mosquitoes and their BITES!! I've came up with YET ANOTHER invention that nothing-to-do inventors can try out!! *.* (say: "ooooo...ahhhh...")
Did u read the previous entry?? the one about bananas?? there was one part which said that rubbing the banana skin on mosquito bites would reduce the swelling and irritation or something like that?? YES!! EUREKA!!
They should invent some plaster containing banana skin extract or something...!! I'm sure to buy them!! Smells like banana and useful for those horrible blood-suckers....
*.* I can actually imagine the captions on the advertisement for it now...
(sweeps hand across sky) "Banana Plaster!! Its organic, it works...and it SMELLS like BANANA!!" *smiles with shiny teeth*
WAHAHAHA wah i crack myself up!! ok those whu cannot take the crap ar...I WARN you never enter this blog again!! You'll die of like banging your head against the keyboard or something due to some mental malfunctions...its a side-effect for people who are allergic to lame-ness. (strokes beard)
*shrugs shoulders*...*looks around*....*whispers*....and banana plasters can't save you this time...
(I should stop here...!!=.=...i'm realli too nonsense-high today)
