Juz my crapping...like wat the title of this blog says...its the SENSE out of Nonsense!! If you are one that cannot stand lame-ness and dot-dot-dotz then you better leave now...SHOO!! Or else you'll regret it...its so crappy you wanna dig your eyeballs out to apologize to them
Guess what Guess what!?!?! I did something meaningful this week... Something heroic and brave... I donated myBLOOD!!!And...yes...=.= this is my first time...
and I thought it would be so scary and painful (like what some people always say) But..NO!!!...it wasn't painful at all sia~.~those friends must've been bluff-ing me all this time...haizz...
In fact, i think i'm quite a good blood donor...WAHAHAHA (self-praise) coz my bag was about full in less than 5 minutes...haha they've got this thingy that you can squeeze (like a stress-ball) and its to help your blood circulate and stuff...haha I must've squeezed it a frequency higher than the restXD... Perhaps it was what I drank before it was my turn to donate blood.0.o...Coz the doc told me to drink glucose drinks...so i bought a packet ofRIBENA And then after that...some teacher said that we must drink water so our blood will be diluted so that the blood can flow out easier0.0...then i "realli ar?!?!" so I drank another bottle of water...(altho i think he bluff me one...but no harm rite??)
AND THEN...maybe after 10 minutes or so...a male helper of the drive came over to the people waiting for their turn(that includes me of course) and said in this indian accent: "You guyz better drink some water...look at your friends!?!? ALL FAINTING!!!"
Wah siao!! realli sia...quite a few ppl faint liao hahaha!! (*whsipers*mostly guyz) BUT ANYWAYZ...
Of course I was freaking out liao lah!! Never donate before leh!!?
So being a super kiasee person who is afraid that getting one packet worth of blood sucked out from my very body may actually take away the wadeva of a source that is controlling my very existence...
OF COURSE!!...I drank another bottle of water (its not like a bottle lah...its those kinda packet-ed cup, but its quite some water you've got there anywayz)...haizz-.-
And there you have it...Water-bloated MeiYin...READY to Donate Anytime *salutes*....
Haha!! Must've been what I drank lah!!
Its like...by the time i realli started donating blood...not onli the blood packet's full...my bladdar also equally full sia!! Felt like going toilet while donating...haizz...crap...of course cannot rite??
I mean you dun expect me to tell the nurse:"eh...Aunty you wait ar..." Then pluck out the tube...go toilet then come back and insert the tube again?? duh no-.-...i'll be like spiderman...difference is that i'll be shooting blood instead of webs out my arm instead of wrists (makes the blood-shooting soound)*psst* *psst* wahaha!! quite funni ar...if realli happen..XD